WHAT THE HECK!

You see he was waiting around knowing that he was going to miss orders that he could take... Instead he was hoping on someone giving him a bigger paycheck and fortunately you were one step ahead of the game!

Heck he even phoned the insurance company, dang! Imagine how stupid he must feel after the entire event when everyone told him nah!

I seriously hope I never fall into a pickle jar like this! Hectic stuff!