extra jalepenos

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I saw him at about 3 am he was standing next to the peaches and was scratching a tuft of hair on his lower back.
his name

was Small Gray.

i put about 4 yogurts in my cart
and loaded up on orange juice

and then got a salami piece as well
as old Small Gray shuffled around.

I saw him approach the clerk
and he nodded and smiled
and the cashier
said something about a rewards card.

i was sweating in anticipation.

then when
Small gray
exited
and walked to his car,

I made my move towards him.

I tip-toed like a
cat
on a table,

and when I was close enough pulled the garrote
out

and choked the bitch.

he started twitching violently
and gurgled
and the garrote seaped
deeper and deeper into his throat.

when i was done
a large impression was left in his throat
and blood
droplets
trickled to the floor.

i then ran away to the street
and called my boss
and told him Small Gray was no more.

I could now get my $50 gift certificate

to Subway

and get a meatball marinara with the extra jalepenos.

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