I know at least one pickle that is tasty.

You need to read the post carefully.

Many pickles have been taken into mouths, none as tasty as mine...

Not like me right? A really tasty pickle.

Plain and simple, nothing special, remarkable or interesting about them at all.

And not the good "oho, Milly has laid another egg" type of farmer Yes, those farmers do good things like eggs which go well with bacon and English muffins McDonalds style. These other farmers

Clever, but then the bar over there is quite low I'd say, and this particular person is below it; the bar, by a long way. So, I'm going to agree with the clever cunts comment by only 50% meaning the cunt