you wouldn’t even need to give me wine, though I’d like a glass.

Everyone who visits has to have a glass by order of the master of the house.

I hate Ikea furniture, but I love the puzzle of it!

Furniture I don't like much - the cupboards I do. They are smart enough and have lots of ways to arrange them. For this particular room, they are able to blend into the back of the room nicely :)