An old IGBO farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. Emeka, "This year I won't be able to plant yam and cassava because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would help me." Emeka wrote back, "Dad, don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole". The Nigerian police, on reading the letter went the very next day and dug the whole field looking for the money but nothing was found. The following day Emeka wrote back ,"Dad, now you can plant your yam and cassava. Dad, this is the best I can do from here." Dad, replied,"Wow! Mekus my son, you are a very powerful man indeed. Even in prison you command Police. I was surprised to see all those policemen with hoes and shovels digging my farm. I will write you again when I want to harvest !!!...
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