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Taimoor
@taimoorbitrex
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2017-10-24 02:07
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taimoorbitrex
fun
2018-02-23 04:24
Baba Saxidas
According To Baba Saxidas... We All Spend 10000’S Of Rupees To Buy A Dress For The Marriage But The Fact Is That On The First Night We Cant Even Wear A 20 Rupees Underwear... Link
$ 1.302
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fun
2018-02-21 15:53
Terminal illness
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine." Link
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girl
2018-02-20 16:40
Smart Girl
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart,
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love
2018-02-19 16:23
Cheese Sandwiches
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code.
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meeting
2018-02-18 15:50
Snoring Ass
Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting. Link 1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping” 2nd Said: "Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times" 😄😄😄
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quotes
2018-02-17 16:47
Make People Feel Special
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel — Maya Angelou Link
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love
2018-02-16 16:58
Compliment Game
Girl To Other Girl: “You Are So Beautiful” Other Girl: “Thank You Are Beautiful Too” Now Boy To Another Boy: “Hi, You Are Handsome” Other Boy: “Are You Gay“ Link
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hospital
2018-02-15 15:22
Cursed Bed
It Was Happening In A Hospital That ICU Patients Died In Same Bed Every Sunday At 11 Am. Dr. Thought, It Is Something Super Natural Worldwide Xpert Team Was Formed To Investigate The Cause. Next Sunday,
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leakage
2018-02-14 17:00
Leakage In The Roof
John Had A Leakage In The Roof Over His Dining Room. Link Plumber Asked: "Sir When Did U Notice It ??" John: "Last Night.... When It Took Me 3 Hours To Finish My Soup"
taimoorbitrex
sex
2018-02-13 16:43
You got a "F"
Six Years Old Kid Looking At Mom’S Id Card. Sex – F He Laughs Mom: “Whats So Funny?” Kid: “I Can’T Believe You Are So Bad In Sex, You Failed In It!!” Husband Died Laughing Link
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interview
2018-02-12 03:30
Interview of day
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week."
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fart
2018-02-10 16:30
This meeting is so boring
Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting. 1st Said: "This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping" 2nd Said: "Ya I've Heard Them Snoring Link
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china
2018-02-09 15:52
How To Be a Better Chinese American Kid
Most important 10 points to follow Score 1600 on the SAT. Play the violin or piano on the level of a concert performer. Apply to and be accepted by 27 colleges. Have three hobbies: studying, studying,
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puzzle
2018-02-08 16:14
Puzzle
Can anyone solve this puzzle...? Link
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condom
2018-02-07 17:09
Condom
Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. "Cover me. I'm going in." 😄😄😄 Link
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woman
2018-02-06 16:20
Woman on a bus
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. Link She says to a man
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father
2018-02-05 16:21
Please ask
Little Johnny asks his father: "Where does the wind come from?" "I don't know." "Why do dogs bark?" "I don't know." "Why is the earth round?" "I don't
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service
2018-02-04 16:50
24 Hour Service
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' Link He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' 😄😄😄
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wish
2018-02-03 16:19
Think Before You Leap
A Man Got 2 Wishes from God. He Immediately Wished for the Best DRINK & The Best WOMAN. The Next Moment He Got Link . . . . . . . . . . . . . MINERAL WATER & MOTHER TERESA 😄😄😄
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food
2018-02-02 16:44
Yeah you look like one
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your
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