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(https://somethingturquoise.com/2015/11/12/mother-daughter-wedding-dress-shoot/)
A Mother Had 3 Virgin Daughters.
They Were All Getting Married
Within A Short Time Period.
Mom Was A Bit Worried About How Their Sex Life
Would Get Started, So She Took A
Promise From Them That They Will
Send A Postcard From The Honeymoon
With A Few Words On How Marital Sex Felt.
The First Girl Sent A Card From
Kashmir Two Days After The Wedding.
The Card Said Nothing But “Nescafe”
Mom Was Puzzled At First, But Then
Went To Her Kitchen And Got Out The Nescafe Jar.
It Said: “Good Till The Last Drop”.
Mom Blushed, But Was Pleased For Her Daughter.
The Second Girl Sent The Card From Shimla A Week After The
Wedding And
The Card Read: “Gold Flake”.
Mom Now Knew To Go Straight To Her Husband’S Cigarettes, And She
Read From The Pack:
"Extra Long. King Size"
She Was Again Slightly Embarrassed But Still Happy For Her Daughter.
The Third Girl Left For Her Honeymoon In Goa.
Mom Waited For A Week, Nothing.
Another Week Went By And Still Nothing.
Then After A Whole Month, A Card
Finally Arrived, Written On It With Shaky Handwriting
Were The Words “Indian Airlines”
Mom Took Out Her Latest India Today Magazine, Flipped Through The Pages
Fearing The Worst, And Finally Found The Ad For Indian Airlines
The Ad Said:
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