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Taimoor Abbas
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2017-10-11 04:16
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family
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Family Dinner 😉
A family is at the dinner table. Link The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s
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Why Women Love Men
Link Man said to God: "Why did you make women so beautiful?" God said to man: "So that you will love them." Man said to God: "But why did you make them so dumb?" God said
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picnic
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Turtles on a picnic
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the salt. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't
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panda
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Panda and Prostitute
A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having
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fun
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Priest & Nun
Image Link! A priest is walking through town at his new parish when a hooker approaches him. "Blowjob for $20 if you're interested". Confused by this he smiles, blesses her and goes back to the
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bride
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Three Virgin Daughters
[Image Link] ( A Mother Had 3 Virgin Daughters. They Were All Getting Married Within A Short Time Period. Mom Was A Bit Worried About How Their Sex Life Would Get Started, So She Took A Promise From Them
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virgin
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Mother and 3 Virgin Daughters
A Mother Had 3 Virgin Daughters. They Were All Getting Married Within A Short Time Period. Mom Was A Bit Worried About How Their Sex Life Would Get Started, So She Took A Promise From Them That They Will
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son
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The perfect son 😎
Adam: I have the perfect son. Steve: Does he smoke? Adam: No, he doesn't. Steve: Does he drink whiskey? Adam: No, he doesn't. Steve: Does he ever come home late? Adam: No, he doesn't. Steve: I guess you
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cat
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Teach me Master
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know Master.”
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girl
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Take your girlfriend's words seriously
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.🔪 We went and had some drinks.🎶🍻 Cool guy. 😎 Wants to be a lawyer.😄😆
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wife
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Thief's Wife
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card before? 😬 Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.😉 Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now? 😠 Husband: I think now the
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fun
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It's your mistake... Deal with it
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami. One Drunk-Night... while standing on the Sea shore, waves touching on his feets . He shouted to the Sea: No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet . . . I'll Never
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relationship
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My Relationship Story
What my g.f thought on our first 4 dates Nice shirt 👌 Wow. A second nice shirt 👍 OK, first shirt again 😞 He has only two shirts 😡
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cartoon
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Problem in Scooby-Doo 😉
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions 😆
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security
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High Security Bathrooms
If a company’s most valuable resource is its people, how come the employees aren’t locked up, but the toilet paper is in a reinforced steel box with a lock, bolted to the stall?
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people
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Stupid Comments
A guy's looking at my old pictures with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes like "You grow a beard?" . . . . No dude I just shaved my pictures....
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army
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One Liners
When I lost my rifle, Army charged me 85$. That's why in the Navy, Captain goes down with the ship
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steem
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Tutorial Video No.2
How to post on steemit.com Video Tutorial in Urdu If you like this video then please like and subscribe. If you have any questions or suggestions please comment down. Join our Facebook Group: To join our
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bully
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I have been attacked by a fellow steemian
This morning when I opened my steemit account to see what's going on... I saw some of posts were downvoted and a lot of post's reward was reset to 0. When I opened my those posts, there was a person (
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iphone
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Me at my ex's wedding 😁
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