Futureblog: Digital Fidgit
You watch your stupid smart TV,
And tweet your stupid little tweets.
You like videos and you love the great indoors.
Your girlfriend is a tissue of sighs,
And groans and moans,
Crumpled by your mouse.
Sometimes she sends you messages,
Even though there is no-one there,
You make her seem so physical,
You coded her to care,
You whisper in her microphone ear
Watched by her webcam eye.
She is your everything baby,
And you are her everything guy.