Maybe #bitcoin is just AI issuing its first currency.

Usually the people who take off their clothes to "experience freedom" are exactly the people who should leave their clothes on.

Ant traps are the meanest way to kill ants. First you make the ant think he's a hero for finding an awesome grocery store, then he takes all this awesome food home to his family. They have a feast and

In the evolution of skateboards, electric skateboards should have always been the obvious next step, not hoverboards. Let's take care of the "having to run with half your body" issue first, then

You can't marry a good looking woman and then divorce her for half of her looks.

One night stands are kinda like taking shrooms... you know it'll probably be a good time but you're just not sure if you wanna make the full 6 hour commitment.

Dicks don't lie. Brains lie often. Dicks can make brains lie and get away with it as long as they hide behind trousers.

Genetics are like a relay race passed on from one generation to the next.

If #bitcoin becomes a deflationary world reserve currency then we might have to get used to lowering prices and salaries every year.

I guess #savage is the new #badass. #showerthoughts #zappl

This is what came up. Notice the girl slapping the other girl's ass in the recommended videos. The position is perfect and even the swimsuits match lol I hope that was intentional because that's a funny

I feel much better about posting #showerthoughts on Zappl than on Steemit. Glad @zappl is back up and running!

Perhaps we're all running different versions of the human brain.

Opportunity comes once in a lifetime. #bitcoin #crypto #steem #fomo

It's been a long time since I heard the words "Bitcoin" and "trending sideways" in the same sentence.

Single is the new married.

The crypto correction will be over when SBDs revisit the peg.

1. Find The Post On Example: (first tag) / (@username) / (title of post in all lower case letters, no punctuation or special characters, and "-" between all the words or in the place of special

The best traders know that they don't know.

1. Go to 2. Look at the current fee size 3. Pick a number slightly higher So in this example, if the current fee/size is 103.31 sat/B, then I'd probably try 110 sat/B.