I have written something only to come back and find it clear off. It was frustrating. I couldn't even continue.
And lol. I don't know why people over to show off. The essence of the english language is to communicate. There's no need to be bogus when you can keep it simple.
Your daddy really showed the IT guy who the boss is. Next time em go use em head. Lol
Nice one mate. I enjoyed reading.