Glyphosate doesn't do any of the things you claim. Don't feel bad though because you are not alone. Glyphosate is an organic compound, it is a chelator used as a binding agent so that the real poisons they put in it will stick to the plants. The real culprits are polyalkoxylated surfactants such as polyoxyethylene alkylamine with 1,4-dioxane. 1,4-dioxane is carcinogenic and is know to damage the liver, kidney, brain and lungs. That's how Monsanto tried to get away with saying glyphosate was an organic compound, because it actually is, but it didn't work.