I remember the first time I ever got on a plane. I did manage to get a window view, which was great going up and coming down landing, the guy who sat down next to me though, the first words he said to me were, "It's okay madam, I've flown on dozen of trips" He must have noticed how red my knuckles were clinging to the seat, I bet to this day my fingernails markings are still implanted on the arm of that chair. LOL. Glad you had fun and got a couple good chuckles out of your "zero fucks" comments.