Apparently my conspiracy-theorist family-protection peeps are up in arms over this doll that makes a surprised/giggle/gasping sound when a button inbetween the legs is activated.

Why do you even bother arguing with those nut cases....they are the one's who believe that children should never ever be taken from families for no reason what so ever. With them only the system and foster parents sexually abuse children, parents, step parents, other family members or associated friends would never do such horrendous things.