Family's looking good bro! Damn, half pint winning ALL the tickets. Is that a mullet haircut!? Shit, he could play hockey with a flow like that xD

Looks to me like the only one interested in the kite is your wife, which is par for the course in my experience. Kids like it for about 4.37 seconds, then the adults end up holding the damn thing (and reeling it in ☹️)

With squeals of delight, we waded into the crystal-clear waters, letting the gentle waves wash away the heat of the day.

First off, I'd pay good money to hear you squeal at the beach.
Second, "heat of the day"!? Most the people in your snaps are wearing pants and hoodies.