Shortie will think the card is adorable, I can tell you that already. Thanks for taking the time to create it and I'm glad I recently got new ink cartridges for the color printer so I can print it for her.
I'm not going to say here what that can is you speak of... but I think I just got a pretty good whiff of the aroma now. The accident was an add on to another situation already existing.
If I'm right, and I'm pretty sure I am, I can see how it is difficult and frustrating.
We'll visit later about this thru PM's in discord,
Thanks again friend,
Sult