I remember 'Ask Jeeves' but not the 'Dogpile'.

I never have used duckduckgo.com before but I've seen @buttcoins mention before that he uses that one. Since you were kind enough to throw the link I'll check it out.

I considered just throwing an apostrophe in front of the "c" and claiming Sult's heavy Texas drawl for it if anyone would have pointed it out.

He really butchers pronunciation of the words salt and pepper.

You very well know that I don't mind people pointing at my errors, some of those errors have been intentional at times in the past so I could hand out SBI when I was active on FIRED.

Are you writing a story for the $100 HIVE contest? If not, you should. You are a damn good writer and entries don't close until midnight eastern time Saturday night.
Oh, ..... I almost forgot... 'tipping over' .... that term you used brought back some memories of some good pranks back in the day.
Thanks!