Eric,
You are going to force me to come back here to steemit at least to read my feed if nothing else.

I haven't ever read a copy of the New Yorker but if you get in there I will start reading it.

My 2020 has started off with a bang... this is my busy time with trade shows and customer training events. Been on the road the first three weeks of January and two events in Houston this past week. Converted two big accounts this month from our competitor's product over to ours in the last two weeks. Plus one of the brands we represent just released a new product that is getting great reviews by the contractors who tested it so we look for big things to come with that item. I appreciate you asking... gave me a chance to pat myself on the back.
January 30th marked my one year anniversary with the company and both of the owners came to town to take me to lunch and tell me how much they appreciate what I have done so far. Such a good feeling to be working with people who know how tough this game is and take the time to say "thank you".

I thought this was going to be a four part story but it looks like I was mistaken , funny thing though, I was going to ask you to stretch it out a little farther if you could as I am enjoying this read.
Sult