Delighted to discover diving serves a purpose! I can't wait for hipster season to be over. Boys, have we nothing better to be getting on with, indeed?

That eye-contact issue is very much being discussed at the minute, don't you find? The discussion is going tediously slow. The heart of the matter constantly entirely missed - not by you.

I would remain dogged (the word of the day) in saying those burns are beautiful works of art (since the Guernica is also art) which could educate a soul or two. Granted, in the meantime it makes your own life darn miserable half the time, staring up into the void that is society.