Exaggeration Contest - The Winners

I'm impressed how many people participated in my Exaggeration Contest! @ertwro , @apsu (thanks you two) and me had a hard time choosing the three winners, so I recommend you read through the comments yourself too, as it's a great source of entertainment!

And thiiiiiiis are the winning comments:

The 1st place and 10 Steem go to @hoopss !

Hi, I'm Daniel, I am the god of life. People love worshiping me because I can basically do everything. I am impossible to get, baby, I drink 6 tons of milk every day and I got 862 pets in my god's mansion.

In reality, my name is Dan, I am a nurse which basically means I help delivering babies to the world (life). I do a lot of things every day so my schedule is uptight. I am easy to get by girls. I hate milk for some reason I don't even know. I got 4 pets (one dog, two parrots, and a cryptokitty).

2nd place and 5 Steem go to @wanderingdanish !

am the Tree of LIFE! My branches reach far beyond the mortal realm of men, my roots provides nutrients to all those who resides beneath me and in my crown I bear every single living entity ever created. The dew of my leaves sustains the many lakes and vast seas of the world, the bark of my mighty stem provides enough materials for all humankind to build shelter and the power of my photosynthesis is so that all existing creatures can breathe fresh air.
I am omnipotent and can never be cut down!

Hi.. in real life my name is Jesper and I'm a 42x13 cm piece of discarded plywood with a few holes in it.
Love you all.. hug trees, don't cut them 😃

And the winner of the 3rd place and 3 Steem is @steemedchitty !

I'm Nelson, son of the Hero. I weave worlds with words and type them into existence. I'm the master of my own matrix. I can communicate with any human being capable of articulating sounds. My shaven head and manly beard are grandiose and have been the cause of many a war.

Read that? Well, get ready because in reality I'm much more amazing.
I'm Nelson, though few call me that. According to google it means "son of the Hero" and that sounds cool. I'm a writer, or rather, I aspire to be. I have several fictional worlds functioning inside my head at all times, waiting for the time in their history where I finally let them flow into paper (or a Word doc, honestly). I speak 4 languages (Spanish, English, French and German), so I'm a good asset to any mochilero group. My shaven head and manly beard are grandiose and have been the cause of one or two really small conflicts between aspiring beard and/or shaven head touches.

The Steem will be sent in a moment by @suesa (my main account). I hope you all enjoyed this and had fun!