Bot Solution: WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

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2016-08-01 22:48

My fellow steemianz for too long we have been spammed at and mercilessly upvoted by none other than bots! Posts containing the question "why do i have 45 upvotes and $0.00?" has hit an all time high. Discussions that are actually related to the post are being burried by unrelated spam in the thousands!! Surely there must be a way to stop these evil bots!!!111one.

Well fear not my steemites, after intense research and years of studying the bots on steem I have came to a conclusion that there is only one way of dealing with them....
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we must..
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BUILD A WALL!!!

Ah but this is not just any kind of wall. This wall will contain none other than pineapples (a bots one weakness) and captchas every few feet for extra measure. This wall is a true testiment to modern engineering and will be capable of stopping even the bottiest of bots.
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Now I now what you may be wondering; Who will pay for this beautiful wall?
Well according to our polls no one is willing to pay for this wall. So we will just make the bots pay for it!!!
But how do we take the cryptocurrency from thou evil system abusers and give it back to the community???
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YES! we use our forks. If ETH could do it so can we!!! But what about the good bots like @cheeeeetah? Well we can just use a fork to exclude select bots from our fork to fund the wall. Also all the extra remaining steem will be spread equally to every user except the whales as they would find this extra pocket change to be a nuisance.