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What did we tell you about letting him read?!?
Bitcoin ‘Has No Intrinsic Value’ But Neither Does Fiat.
Yes, yes, we know, this whole thing is a fragile system of lies.
But the value is derived of derivatives, right?
Who the hell cares?
Well we do sir, we need to know, people keep calling. "What is Bitcoin?" “Why the hell is my money not in Bitcoin?”
What am I supposed to tell them?
Lie to them! Tell them “they’re not real” and “perhaps even a pyramid scheme.”
But sir, you are just saying that because you don’t understand it.
But it’s not fair! I didn’t think of it first and I can’t make a killing off it like those young guys, and if I can’t get rich, then no one can!
The golf club, hot wings, and the piccolo?
You are loosing it.
But..but...AI is greater threat than North Korea.
Yes, yes, AI this, AI that. Strong AI. Friendly AI.
We are bored of this story.
Plus Terminator would be kinda cool, right?
It would at least give us something to do.
Or Eagle Eye if you prefer.
You know that was the beginning of the end of Shia LaBeouf, right?
Enough with the tabloids already, this is NOT Men In Black.
But doctor, you know it is all fake news now.
We’ve been over this.
Enough with the excuses.
Just bury them in the Upper Base.
But what about the financial war brewing?
Hackers Have Stolen Millions Of Dollars In Bitcoin -- Using Only Phone Numbers.
We can make it through this, we always have before.
Plus we are out of eggs, so let’s go to the store so we can make dinner.
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