Philosophers throughout all of recorded history have been asking themselves, " Who is Rainwink?" The answer is both simpler and more complicated than you think.
The short answer is, I'm the mom. That's right, THE mom. You may be asking yourself, "does that mean you are MY mom?" The answer is yes, I am your mom. So eat your vegetables and brush your teeth or else I'm going to get my scissors and give you a new hair style that you will not be proud of. I think its important to say that I want all my children to be free and happy. This world is all the more beautiful because of the rainbow of people being unique and expressing their true selves. I love all of you, my children, I will never give up on your goodness, I will overlook your flaws and I will lift you up when you fall. So when anyone asks you "who is Rainwink?" you can answer confidently, "your mom".
