Alpaca.
If you (for some strange reason) take a llama and the fluffiest dog alive and vigorously fuse them together, you'll find this really weird creature...
Personally I have never met an alpaca, (maybe it is because they are very rare!)
BUT. If you have ever touched one please tell me. I need affirmation to see if these creatures are actually real.
Just look at their eyes... it is... beautiful... a truly magnificent sight. HaHaHa, get it? Sight? Because we are talking about eyes, right?
Enough with the jokes here are some very fluff, much shook facts...
Alpacas can live for up to 20 years. Wooooooaaaaaa, is it because of that nutrient rich grass?
Despite their differences with llamas, alpacas can successfully breed with llamas, resulting in offspring known as a huarizo. Ummmmm, I thought they couldn't breed! Disclaimer:::::: THEY CAN.
Alpacas are significantly smaller than llamas, with adults generally measuring between 31 and 38 inches high. This explains it then...
FINAL FACT::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::BEST FACT
They're water-resistant. Like wool, alpaca fiber is water-resistant, but it can wick away moisture because of its unique ability to mimic cotton in moisture. You might not want to take your alpaca to the leisure centre than.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS, we finished, yay!?
Okay bye now...
