Dax invited Bran out on a date to a very fancy restaurant for St. Patrick's Day. The food was amazing, but very expensive, and the restaurant itself was pretty hoity-toity. Bran suggested they go out to an Irish pub afterward so they could close out the night a little more relaxed. When they finished up their dinner and the bill came, it was $1,000! Dax pulled out a credit card and looked at Bran expectantly. "What?" Bran asked.
"Your half?" Dax said.
Bran said, "That's not what I meant when I said we should try splitting the G!"