You're fabulous, clever, resilient and resourceful. Now show us your skinhead before it's too late:)

You know, there's a small part of me and no it isn't the turkey neck, that thinks in some small way, that some of those inciteful observations wonderful compliments above may have been part of a cheap ruse!

😩😩 Oh why do I look like that guy whose picture flashes up for 5 seconds towards the end of the evening news?

It kinda looks like someone needs to stage an intervention... Now quite full Britney but as close as I will be getting!