There will be an official off-white paper released after you send me all your money, or enough to purchase one pizza per day for the rest of me and my family's life.
There's no real meaning behind Pepperoni Nipples, so don't go and start analyzing the absurd possibilities. Trust us, we just came up with 'Pepperoni Nipples' when we were stoned last week. There's no deep meaning. Don't even try.
After the Pepperoni Nipples ICO launches, I'll surround myself with people I will have absolute control over, and hire subpar, mediocre people who have no idea WTF they are doing. You will love it. And I'll give you tiny bits of super glossy information, packed with hardly any substance. You will love it. CoinTelegraph will call these "expansive ICO non-info packets", or EINP, and they will be reporting about their significance in upcoming issues. Stay tuned!
I'll be the CEO and give you one word answers to overly complex issues that plague the well-being and livlihood of massive amounts of people. You will love me. I will love me. We will all love me.
Before the Pepperoni Nipples coin launches, I will hire Japanese, English and Korean translators, so that I can scoop up their money as well. You will love giving me your money. I will love it too.
If the Pepperoni Nipples ICO runs smoothly, we will consider doing ICO's for sausage, green pepper, onion, mushroom nipples. We will name these Smart Topping Tokens, or STT. Then we will bedazzle all our investors, by waving Sausage Nipples, Green Pepper Nipples, Onion Nipples and Mushroom Nipples in front of their wowed faces, in an expansive glitter-enhanced moment of wowness. I am the creator of this Smart Topping Token idea, so feel free to create an absurd amount of videos about this genius idea. Topping Tokens for everyone!
At the Pepperoni Nipples launch, we will order ten thousand Pepperoni pizzas with your ETH, BTC and (insert new cool coin here) contributions. We will film it. You will love it. You will continue sending us your money, and we will love eating pizza that we acquired with your money.
This will be great.
Yours,
PN
