- You go to the fridge, but the fridge is bare
- You put on your good clothes and head to the supermarket. but can't get a taxi
- At the supermarket you go around to get what you need but realise you forgot your wallet
- You're tired so decide to sleep and think of a better plan
- Someone sees your bad fortune and offers you a job as a waitress you accept
- You make enough money to buy a frozen pizza. You run home and put it in the microwave
- Pizza takes forever, so you wait.
- Finally!
- Now you can celebrate your birthday in style.
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