This is it! We only have a few roles left to fill!
If you want to be a Steem Monsters Voice Actor and haven't auditioned yet, then use the voice quips below for your audition.
Upload your recording to Soundcloud and post the link here in the comments.
The deadline for submissions is November 18th.
Roles that still need to be filled
Red Splinter:
Pit Ogre
“I am (pause) ogre.” (like ‘I am Groot’)
*"If something smells rotten, it could either be a nearby volcano or an ogre. Best pray it’s a volcano."
"Ogres love living in The Smoldering Forest because the burning of trees reminds them of their births."
"You can find many ogres with moss hats. (pause) Except, they’re not hats."
"Ogres prefer clubs. Who wouldn’t? Nothing grinds bones into bread better than a sturdy club."
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
Kobold Miner
“Dig, dig, dig, dig. Dig, dig, dig, dig.” (sung in a melody)
“Ghrah!”
"Kobolds often wear rock ornaments, usually only their first mined in a location. Some kobolds may even have a fragment of precious stone caught in their ore."
Working for freedom that never comes.
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
Green Splinter:
Stone Golem
“You have a heaviness to you; I like that.”
“If I do not wish to move, do not expect to move me.”
"Oh, is that megalith in your way? Let me get that for you."
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "Finally, back to the earth I go.""
White Splinter:
Clay Golem
“I have parts in me that did not come with a warranty.”
“Be patient, for death comes but once in a lifetime.”
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
Silvershield Knight
“Care for a joust Sir?”
"My unicorn has an enchanted horn and it knows exactly how to captivate you."
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
Black Splinter:
Skeleton Assasin
Hardcore warcry
"For the greater good!"
"You'll be dead before you know it."
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "I'll be back. I'll always be back."
Animated Corpse
Gurgling zombie sounds
"Pardon the flies…"
"You think that hurt?"
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "I've fallen… to pieces."
Dying yell
Neutral:
Grumpy Dwarf
"Come down here and say that to my face!"
"Don't make me cleave your shins!"
"Never any respect!"
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "I'll remember you!"
Cyclops
"I throw stone farther than you."
"My one eye is better than your two."
"Shut it, weakling."
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "Me angry."
Raging Impaler
"Eat horn, weasel!"
"You call that a shield?"
"Bwahahahahaah! I didn't even feel that."
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "The impaler is now the impaled."
Hydra
Roars and screeching of several heads
Death wail from all the heads
"RUN! She's terrifying!"
"Seven heads and they're all hungry."
"Stop bullying the dragons, Hydra!"
Yell/Grunt for both attacking and being hit
On loss: "Holy crap we killed it!" or "Hooray!"
How to Submit
Upload your recording to Soundcloud then submit your link in the comments of this post.
Some things to remember going forward into the recording process.
Don't talk directly into your microphone. Better to look slightly past (2 o'clock) to avoid pops and distortion. A pop filter will help greatly if you have one.
Be mindful of background noise. Quiet environments, and rooms crowded with objects are best. Try clapping in the room you're in, if you hear a lot of sound bouncing around, maybe a different room. Blankets/pillows can help to muffle sound, whether you hang them up or hide in them (just don't let them rub on the mic).
The best thing to do is just take the time to test and troubleshoot first. Always mic check, and listen back to your recording through familiar headphones to make sure it sounds clean and clear. Better to have a test take ruined than an exceptional performance.
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