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GB So how you all doing? Today I want you guys to think(kalpana) with me No No, we don't have to go to the moon {crack-Kalpana Chawla} Think as if you're an ordinary person -who has loads of problems in his life. And for overcoming those problems, you plan a trip to Goa- -and as soon as you reach Goa, you want to rush to the beach. When you reach the beach, it's cold out there, cold winds are blowing and- Slowly the water's coming towards your feet- You're having a great day! And then suddenly when you tilt your head towards the right... YOU SEE THIS. And your whole trip is.....WASTED. No what is this --YOU A FUCKING MERMAID?! Why are you laying like this?! You either pull up your pants full up or push them full down! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SHOWING YOUR UNDERWEAR?! You trying to do photosynthesis laying there in water with sun right on top of you? Or are you simply inviting the sun? COME -TAKE MY ASS.
Wait...there's more of this! {song-Oh ho ho ho-Sukhbir, Abhijit Vaghani} Wait a minute...why have you tagged me here? {isshh-usually used to represent shyness, or when you're blushing} What are you doing guys?If a third person will see this, he'll think this pose is dedicated to me! Please don't do all of this guys -I don't want to go to jail. Anyways this mermaid's name, who breaks dreams of children, is JUNAID. Makhdoom Junaid! and he is.......drumroll PORNSTAR OF PAKISTAN x2 Is something going wrong that side? First, that carrot eating demon then that LAGEND! and now this?! -Today I want to tell you guys that whoever wants to go on a date with me -and all those who want to have 'sex meeting' with me Sex Meeting? -Sex Meeting.
Leave Sex Meeting, even normal meeting with him is considered an offence. Imagine if this mermaid is going to a meeting! Yes please?.....Everyone's there? HMMM There's fruit right there? Anyone wants to eat? HMMM So previously as we were discussin... ..Junaid what are you doing with that banana? Why are you licking it like that?! Someone stop him! Who tf has brought him here?! Take him away! a few spanks and thrashs later This is a deception against me by China! And now he will surely tell this to his friends- -Omg, I was sucking the banana with so much pleasure.. like this.. oummmmm So it was definitely amazing What's the big deal in this? I suck with so much love. She's the only one kid, who drinks horse's milk directly- -and the horse doesn't even get to know! You guys would ask how? He sucks it with so much love! windows meme edition I suck with so much love.
♩ From dawn till dusk, you shall love me ♩ ♩ Ho Oh you shall love me ♩ ♩ Oh ho vo ho ♩ Gross! This Haldi-Ghati valley you're showing in between India and Pakistan-- No one is interested in seeing this. Who'll fill that hollowness between those two mountains? ♩ Just like me, you shall too...♩ ♩ take it in your mouth! ♩ ♩ you shall try it ♩ Now he had an interview with 'Mast Karachi'. Let's go and stare. Interviewer-And we're live on the 'Mast Karachi' page now. Today we're joined by.... won't you like to introduce yourself? Makhdoom Junaid --The pornstar of Pakistan. Interviewer-You tell us, where were you busy these days? MJ-I was busy in 'sex meetings' hehehe Interviewer-Wow!..Amazing! MJ-giggles Ohh my gawwd giggles tf again Interviewer-Come on man, take it easy, take it easy! -Anyways...how much do you charge for one sex meeting of yours? MJ-I'll charge very very big amount for one sex meeting.
So STFU Interviewer-Why are you getting angry bruh? -Anyways.. tell us if any of your family member is here? Or any siblings who'll come live from their homes? MJ-Doesn't your sister come live? Interviewer-We're talking about you, your sister will come! What's he.. What's he even talking about? MJ-Hehehe she would've came live hiding from you Hehehe She would've came live after taking off her clothes and would've been stripping on the camera hehehe Interviewer- YOU SHOULD STFU RIGHT NOW! -We're talking about you! Your sister should come live! Why my sister?!.. -And who told him, what does my sister do? -We both are going to talk about this after this. -Anyways you tell us about this police force of our nation, they protect us...so would you like to say something for them? MJ- Heheh whole of the police force is my slave heheh x2 Interviewer--Where on earth did anyone find this human? -Anyways you tell us, what do you do for your living? MJ-what do you.....for living? -Idk what... InterviewerYou don't know what you do for a living? MJ-oooooo -YOUR MOM'S PUSSY..MOTHERFUCKER! -Bruh bruh bruh bruh -I'm okay..I'm okay...
PICK ME UP! devastated -YOU MADASS! Why'd you give me a kiss bro? -Don't call me 'bro', I'm not a 'bro'. I'm only your darling, sexy, hot, baby -I will kick your a....Oh god why are you showing your ass here?! You leave it, I'm going now! You've made my life like hell, fuck you...STOP IT. [That ladies & gentlemen was a very apreciating remake of Nagar Palika meme] Now this mermaid is like this, wonder what her friends would be like?! -Nasir, Nouman, we were all friends.
I was thinking the same! His friends & he together -Making fools of us.. son of motherfuckers. And wait...Climax is still left. MJ- Hhhoo....Hello! Isn't he looking more whiter than he actually is? MJ- I'm feeling very sexy and hot. MJ- You can see my condition as well, condition of my CLOTHS. MJ- Of how much sexy I'm feeling. Yeah the condition of your CLOTHS is visible to us. People on the footpath sleep like this with their shirts open. And sometimes the street dogs pee on you and go. Then I don't know about sexy, but you do feel hot. MJ- Ss..Hah.Ummmoooo..
NO NO TAKE IT BACK! TAKE BACK YOUR KISS.. MJ- This kiss killed 3,500 people and left 250 injured. Puberty has hit so hard from back I tell you- -and then he has to do 'sex meeting'! Who?..who tf would like to do a sex meeting with him?! -If he would've done a sex meeting with anyone till date, I'll shave off my mustache! what if he has? ♩ Where were we and now here we are ♩ Why do I always do stuff like this? So guys that's it, that'll be all for today. Now we wait for only one thing...that when will he come to bigg boss? ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° Now if you liked the video then do hit that like button. Aiming for 260,000 likes. I know it won't complete....but what's there in saying it? And if you guys are new, then do subscribe.
See that red box over there? You either do sex meeting with it or kiss it like you're crazy. Idk it should be clicked. Now I'm going too.. I'll try to fix it.. Bye :) MOHIT!! ASK HIM IF HE'S FREE FOR A SEX MEETING OR NOT. My own ATM machine well where's the money? What's your name? -Kamlesss How'd you come here? - I ran away tunununu ♩ How did it all start? - Earlier I used to have beedi, then cigarettes, then solution, and then tube and then I learnt solution! You'll die. -I'll die?When heaven'll call me I'll be there & when earth'll call I'll be here..
