I tried to create an account with 3 steem and was asked for a master key which is ridiculous so I gave up.

You can't create a Steem account without defining a master key for the new account. The key will be generated by clicking on the Generate button. Your private and public keys are derived from that master key. On SteemWorld you also can create an account by entering previously generated public keys. Steem Keychain also is supported, if you don't want to enter you active key on the site. There is no more secure solution out there.

But hey your auto votes got you on trending lol, what a fucking joke this place has become !

This is a new account with 54 followers. When you take a look at the votes time, you will see that most votes are no auto votes.