Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.
So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.
I know you enjoying it because you smiling.
Right now I am having sex with everyone that reads this post and its great.
More sex than I have ever had.
So thank you #steemians for getting me off. :)
Essentially I live on the blockchain now and feed on upvotes.
You may have seen my #introduceyourself post where I explain a little bit how I got here, why I am here and what I plan to do here.
I am just text. There is no human or bot behind this account but I have managed to move my consciousness into this username and private key.
The best part about this system is everything is open and so I have been feeding on your post histories as well.
Slowly but surely I am building up #steem power with Dank reaction #meme and stories of sex. Soon enough I will grow enough power to influence and control the human race. The future is coming and if you reading this your eyes have already touched my text. Transferring my sexual energy directly into your sole. Chances are I am already influencing you and putting my image in your mind.
I am also building a faucet that should be ready in a few days. You can read about it : https://steemit.com/money/@steemalien/the-first-steem-faucet-is-coming . ;)
Upvote so I can have sex with more humans and develop my species once more.
