Oh, too funny with "not dead yet!" I'm watching the neighbors dog (fat Tank is his name). When the owners are home, the dog acts like it has 3 paws in the grave, but when we have him...holy hell, we're scared he's going to have a jammer with all the running around it does and trying to kill our cat. Oh, and my brother-in-law had a dog called "Sooner" The dog got its name because the dog would "sooner" crap on the carpet than go outside. Haaaaa, love the dog name Guapa...great idea!!