Let's see now...

Guns owned: 6 (8 if you count legal non-firearms like black powder weapons)
Anime watched: none in the past year, 5 series to completion
Pho eaten: none in the past year, though I just made some spicy egg noodles for lunch
Bitcoin: none currently, but I hodl about $2000 in Ethereum
TiT memes: IDK, but here's another one:

How'd I do?

Oh, by the way, I think you should add another category: statists ratio'd. I'd kill it in that category alone! Here's my latest beatdown.