"There wasn't much crime in the west. What criminals there were knew the deal.
Likely execution, by rope, or bullet."

Really? When you make such statements, it would be nice if you actually knew what you were talking about. In any event, these stats should surprise you.

From Wikipedia...

From Wikipedia "Crime in the United States"

From Wikipedia "In the long term, violent crime in the United States has been in decline since colonial times. The homicide rate has been estimated to be over 30 per 100,000 people in 1700, dropping to under 20 by 1800, and to under 10 by 1900"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_States

"Crime is much more distributed today."

Not really!

"You calling more cops a bonus?"

Absolutely!

"Because it looks to me like more cops, more crime."

Perhaps to you, buy in the real world, well documented stats prove otherwise.

"Put your head back in your ass, statist."

And you talk about lack of class? Indeed!