Advice for those that send them.

1. Position your member next to one of those fun-sized cans of coke. It will look much more impressive.

2. No coke? Try some googly eyes to lighten the mood.

3. Get creative depending on the season/occasion. Xmas - tinsel, fairy lights, etc. / Spring - little garland of flowers or blossom. / Easter - crown of thorns, crucifix, etc. / Summer - ram a cocktail umbrella down the middle, little sombrero, etc.