VENGE DANUTZ!!!!!

HAHAHAH Look at silly doggo ears! Make woofer look like stoopid birdo. Making me chuckz so hard I gonna drop mynutz.

Yes! Hooman wants to help. We shall venge all rongdunners.

Squirrel no slander, only speak truth. Your admittedly honorbell action for your fellow woofer is all goodandstuff. And that stuff for animal helpers too. This duzzent clear up the issue of the stoled

Can't steelnutz, mine already.

Doggos can be such crazy. Splains somuch.

Lizzen here bird-brain, youz all shall pay for what youdone.

Why all keep danutz? Silly how none know danutz 'long to squirrels. Give nutz nao!

I did no lose my nutz, they was stoled. I am list some ally to counter this new wing threat.

Doggo, you a laugh, 'fren'. Thinking you all spry. Can't even say spy right... whooz fluffball now? Look at that big old snoot, gone and bite it one day. Also, If youdon't need my heckin' nutz, why you

You haz moar nutz? We will gladly accept your rightful tribute of nutz.

I haz no issue with cats. They do not threaten my nutz. I accept your offer to work for the greater good of squirrels. I am not sure of this Shane character, but I feel he is part of scheme by doggo to

Can't stop squirrel spy. I iz master sneek.

Manutz went to hopper medsin? Outrayedus! The nutz shall be venged!

Tried coffee once in park, hooman left cup behind. I cleaned treehole 6 times and still gather half-tree of nutz. No sleep for like 7 years. I stop drink that stuff. Made tail twitchy.

I iz up to tree branches? Silly hooman, you shood knowthis.

Iz a trap. Woofer not smart nuff to get to me. We are leezhun. Many squirrel soldiers to throw old nutz at woofers who try attack. We don't fear the borking.

Sneeky doggo, I won't fall for your tricks. Don't matter how much you look like hopper, I know better. I iz smart squirrel. Can't make me fren this @murphydog, never no how. We shall be nemmy to each until

A fitting tribute. I shall be ever watchin for doggo. You shall be safe.

Squirrel meanass? Whut youmean? Is doggo that always cause problemz. Always with the borking! Always with the chasingthing. Also, while we atit, why youpeeonmyhouse? Do I comeround and vindalize your stuff?