Oh brother. Why? Why am I doing this I do not know other than 
...anyways.
There are some kind of rules you are supposed to follow and you need to use the tag #tenfactsonelie as one of your five, but I'm not good with rules but the gist of it is:
--Post 10 facts and 1 lie about yourself.
--Invite people to guess.
--Offer a prize
--Wait until the post payout to reveal the correct answer. Some other things and stuff.
I think that pretty much covers it so here we go.
I dropped out of highschool but have 2 degrees and 2 certificates of education.
I was a turbine engine mechanic in the US Army
I won 3rd place, twice in a sandsculpture contest
I was part of a motorcycle gang for a number of years.
I still ride a skateboard at age 55
I have 2 daughters, one mine one, not mine.
I was homeless and lived like a gypsy on the beach for 6 years
I wrote a paper on transitive inference in least chipmunks that could have been published but dropped out of college to be a framing carpenter.
I do not have a facebook, a twitter, a youtube, an instagram, or anything other than a sexy avatar on secondlife and me myself and I on steemit.
I once won site of the month for a website I made using html, and javascript doing nifty mouseovers effects way back in 1993.
I dropped a kidney during a transplant procedure while working as a surgical scrub technician.
Comment below with which one you think is a lie and I'll pay the first person to choose the lie 1 SBD at the end of the pay-out cycle.
Good luck.