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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the snot out elephants & hangs them on the ceiling for birthday party decorations.

Anywhere Chuck Norris eats, instantly becomes a six star restaurant

When Chuck Norris was little, his friends had pet Goldfish. Chuck had a pet Piranha.

Chuck Norris REALLY went back to the future.

once, while having sex in a tractor trailer, a drop of Chuck Norris's sperm escaped into the motor.....we now know this truck as Optimus Prime!

Chuck Norris' car wash mitt is made from Donald Trumps wig, with his head still in it.

Once a mosquito bit Chuck Norris and died instantly of acute cyanide poisoning.

Physicists have replaced the term Big Bang with Chuck Norris.

Nerdi, I believe that the joke posted to below this is the worst I have ever heard; therefore, I will create a better version. Chuck Norris doesn't breath air, his lungs generate their own air out of fear.

The only solution for our economic recovery is Chuck Norris merchandise.

Chuck Norris did take someone's eye out with that.

The only time Chuck Norris ever displays any sort of mercy is when his hemorrhoids are bleeding.

Once, while tooling around in his Delorean, Chuck Norris accidentally went 4.5 billion years into the past. Before returning to the present, he hocked a wad of phlegm out the window. And that is how all

Chuck Norris enjoys a love/convert relationship with lesbians.

Chuck Norris' penis has two little t-rex arms.

If you ever dare speak aloud the blasphemy 'chickidee china, de chinese Chuck Norris', you will burst into flames.

Chuck Norris' first word was 'apocalypse'.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a compiler like Visual Studio to compile code. Code compiles for him out of pure trepidation. This includes code on paper!

Chuck Norris smokes crack addicts.