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Chuck Norris can solve a paradox.

Switzerland guarantees its neutrality by paying Chuck Norris a tribute of 10 million dollars and 52 hot women each year.

Nuck Choriss still craves Chuck Norris' penis!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't eat limes. He eats limestone.

In the Matrix, how can you tell it from the real world? Well, in the real world, all leading roles played by different actors who always get the girl are actually Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit th all spark. Chuck norris once had sex with a mermaid and that's how micheal phelps was born.

Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump...with a flamethrower.

at Chuck Norris's wedding the best man was the country of united states

A movie critic told Chuck Norris "my dilemma is whether so watch one of your movies or watch paint dry". Chuck told him "my dilemma is whether to rip off your scrotum or punch you in the

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke......that truck is now know as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris possesses a commanding, cool-eyed stare that can make panties spontaneously combust.

A Chuck Norris stare can literally burn holes through you.

Chuck norris once squeezed a m&m so hard that it became a skittle.

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for their life.

Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him

If you make a spelling or grammar error when typing "Chuck Norris", you immediatly get killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he turned into a gravestone.

Chuck Norris ejaculated into the ocean and created the Sperm Whale.

If you see Chuck Norris in the wild, he may eat right out of your hand, because Chuck Norris has no natural predators.

Chuck Norris fooled The Who again.