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Chuck Norris reaches 11 on the Richter Scale, if you confront him and say it only goes to 10 you will recieve a roundhouse kick..which will reach 12.

When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.

Don't hate the playa, or the game... hate Chuck Norris. Then prepare to die.

When Chuck Norris was a year old, other kids his age were eating strained peas for dinner. Chuck would have a steak, medium rare. And a baked potato.

Chuck Norris can read braille by smelling the paper.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the nose off of the Sphinx.

Chuck Norris never shops at aldi

Chuck Norris jogs for an hour every morning at 6am. He finishes at 5am.

Wimpy made sure he reimbursed Chuck Norris the following Tuesday for the hamburger he ate that day.

Chuck Norris recently conducted a performance with the London symphony orchestra with his penis while juggling three running chainsaws.

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

by reading this you have given Chuck Norris brief control over your mind

Chuck Norris is responsible for the dark matter of the universe. It is made up of the atoms of everything he's killed or destroyed.

It's said that, when this website gets to Fact #9001, Chuck Norris will kick it in the URL, rocketing it up to 10,000 facts.

Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

Chuck Norris is my nigga

One night Chuck Norris had Chili for dinner. The very next day the Big Bang happened.

Chuck norris blows up ballons with his nose

Pavlov used to shit his pants every time Chuck Norris rang his doorbell.