According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gas station. Chuck Norris goes to Jurassic Park.

Chuck Norris' favorite video is the tape from the movie "the ring" Ironically, if you watch the movie "sidekicks", and dont like it, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you and when they

Steve Jobs recently rickrolled Chuck Norris.

Weed should be legal cause i smoke it and so does Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris told the united states that russia was goin to nuc them during the cold war

Chuck Norris knows how to get to Sesame Street

Chuck Norris Broke a Hilux...

when you hear a fire truck siren, its not because they are going to put out a fire... but in fact, they are delivering Chuck Norris' pizza and wings

Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time

Chuck Norris is who taught Pai Mei from Kill Bill.

When Chuck Norris visits his ranch, he always makes sure to take a ride on Sherman, his Cape Buffalo.

Chuck Norris once 'competed' in the World Ultra Heavyweight Boxing Championship. There were no survivors in the stadium. And the tournament.

When Chuck Norris says 'pull my finger', consider that a polite warning that you very soon will be atomized.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of tigers, tigers are afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a pacifist. He can pass-a-fist through your face.

Nun chucks is nun without chucks ... Chuck norris, that is

Peter Pan once woke-up Chuck Norris at 5:00 AM in the morning. As a result, Cuck Norris made Pancakes for breakfast.

Chuck Norris recently bagged a Grizzley Bear with a Nerf gun.

Chuck Norris wanted to fight someone and wanted a challege, so he cloned himself. The resulting fight is now known as the big bang. Chuck Norris won.