There is only one thing that could possibly stop Messi's unstoppable form Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick

Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey.

The bars never go down on Chuck Norris's at&t phone unless those bars want to live.

When Chuck Norris has nasal congestion, his dried snot is so rigid that it requires a duech bag infusion rather than a nose drops remedy.

Chuck Norris once turned a mountain into a molehill.

Chuck Norris should win the Nobel Peace Prize, because when he starts a war, it's over before it begins.

Chuck Norris doesnt flush his toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris' living room is a full-scale replica of the final level of Doom.

Chuck Norris can squeeze cream from a crop

Chuck Norris won the America's Cup sailing in a rubber raft.

Muhammad Ali developed Parkinsons disease after he received a roundhouse from Chuck Norris

On a bad day, Chuck Norris will kill you. On a good day Chuck Norris will have only pulled your hemorrhoids out thru your nostrils.

Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck

After Michael Jackson's death, investigators turned a blind eye to the huge Chuck Norris-shaped hole in the bedroom wall.

Do you know how to find Chuck Norris ????????? you dont he finds you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesnt get sick, he holds viruses hostage.

Chuck Norris Installed linux in his sand watch

Chuck Norris can get out of a Chinese finger trap without any help....

we pray for god.god prays for Chuck Norris