Chuck Norris is just like you he puts his pants on one leg at a time exept when he does it he fights north Koreans

Fifty Shades Of Chuck Norris.

Cockroaches won't be the sole survivors of nuclear Armageddon...Chuck Norris' beard lice will

DOTA: 1st kill- First Blood 2nd kill- Double Kill 3rd kill- Triple Kill 4th kill- Monster Kill 5th kill- god-like 6th kill- Beyond god-like 7th kill- Chuck Norris-like

Chuck Norris uses a Glock as a PEZ dispenser.

Chuck Norris once carved a big 'CN' on Zorro's forehead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? Woodchucks are now extinct

Christians believe Jesus was crucified, died, and rose on the third day. Chuck Norris cannot die.

Odin, king of the viking gods, hung himself for 9 days and survived. Chuck Norris has made fun of him ever since for being a pussy and not going longer.

Chuck Norris can hit a golf ball twice with one swing.

Chuck Norris rickrolls Rick Astley.

Chuck Norris loves playing soccer - with the grim reaper.

When he was a kid, Chuck Norris invented an imaginary friend, whom he called 'God'. Everyone got in on the act, and religion was born.

Chuck Norris knows what you did last winter.

Chuck Norris knew you before you were born!

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

Chuck Norris wanted to fight someone and wanted a challege, so he cloned himself. The resulting fight is now known as the big bang. Chuck Norris won.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at a Catholic confession booth, and he fucking well got it. He then reversed his Hummer back through the hole in the wall.

Chuck Norris recently added a tweet on facebook

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.