There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and lick his elbow. At the same time

Chuck Norris is the only grown man alive that can wear Superhero Jammie's and no one will give him crap about it.

Chuck Norris went up Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Chuck Norris was a Sherman Tank in a past life.

Chuck norris died Years ago death was to scared to tell him

Chuck Norris can keep chumbawumba down

Chuck Norris listens to his music in 4D

Chuck Norris once ejaculated for forty-five minutes straight.

Chuck Norris once interrogated agent Smith.

If you ever catch your kid watching a Chuck Norris movie, check him the next day for beard stubble.

Chuck Norris busted Phineas and Ferb

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck norris was batman and Bruce Wayne was Robin, but then chuck got bored so Bruce was promoted

Chuck Norris taught Dave Hester how and when to say yuuup!

Chuck Norris silenced noise.

Chuck Norris once 'competed' in the World Ultra Heavyweight Boxing Championship. There were no survivors in the stadium. And the tournament.

Chuck Norris once won on the TV reality show, Top Chef, by microwaving a corncob.

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity- ininity times. For god's sake don't ask how that is possible.