As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in

There is a new Chuck Norris Visa Credit Card available. If you accrue enough Chuck Norris award points, he will personally punch the person of your choice in the face.

When Chuck Norris is driving traffic lights never turn red

Chuck Norris has a bigger dick than shaq

It is against Islamic law to depict Mohammed. But no one has ever called Chuck Norris on ripping Mohammed's balls off. They're in the Smithsonian.

Chuck Norris brushes his face and washes his teeth

When Chuck Norris has heartburn he eats a dozen Bhut Jolokia peppers then he drinks a gallon of napalm, then he eats a lit cigarette

Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands

Lesbians have Chuck Norris tendencies.

ive heard that Chuck Norris can appear and kill anyone before they can say anything negative about him whatsoever, but even i have a hard time believing that, i mean, not even Chuck Norris could....

Chuck Norris' first car was a Caterpillar D9.

Do not stare at Chuck Norris' beard, or it may feel threatened and leap off his face and smother you to death.

Chuck Norris pitty the fool that face him.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

A blind man once accidently bumped into Chuck Norris on a Texas street corner. The mere fact that he touched Chuck Norris cured the man of his blindness. But sadly, the first, last and only thing the man

Chuck Norris can listen to music without speakers.

DOTA: 1st kill- First Blood 2nd kill- Double Kill 3rd kill- Triple Kill 4th kill- Monster Kill 5th kill- god-like 6th kill- Beyond god-like 7th kill- Chuck Norris-like

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Long time ago Chuck Norris sneeze. That's how created the Big Bang.