The reason Cobra Commander wears a mask coz his face was disfigured by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris by simply mentioning his name.

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

The rotation of the Earth was actually started by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can punch you so hard that your blood will bleed.

No one invented superman, it was just a rip-off of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the greatest golfer in the world. He once made a hole in zero.

When david belfirst first invented the telephone there were 2 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

E=McChuck Norris

It was called Goodminton until Chuck Norris started playing.

Chuck Norris made Kristen Stewart emotional.

Chuck Norris once punched a shark in the dick.

god said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please

I dont care how you, anyone you know, or anyone in general, Chuck Norris is the reason.

Everyone knows the answer to WWCND? (What Would Chuck Norris Do). Everyone. Including my grandfather and my 9 months old niece.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris has many private vacation homes. Some examples are: Area 51, The Bermuda Triangle, and Fort Nox.

Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at a police stop... and fucking well got it.

Chuck Norris's penis clears its throat before ejaculating.