Donkey Kong is Chuck Norris' dog.

I know where Chuck Norris is. Chuck Norris knows where I live too, WERE EVEN!

Chuck Norris has his own brand of cereal. Roundhouse Crunch

Chuck Norris once entered a drinking contest and won by drink everything in 1 second

There's three poles in the world. The North Pole, The South Pole, and Chuck Norris' Pole

Chuck Norris knows how to shut down Skynet. Warner Bros beged him not to so they can make some money out of it.

Chuck Norris once spit through a man's skull.

Scientists claim to have created a fourth state of matter. Chuck Norris has already created ten others.

The pressure at the Earth's deepest point is more than 1000 times the normal atmospheric force, or about 1 tenth of the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris' beard has the density of a dying sun.

To Chuck Norris, rules and necks exist for the same reason; to be broken.

Chuck Norris made a bath take a shower.

Chuck Norris tore her 10 new ones

Chuck Norris once went into a church to ask God why Adam was created first instead of chuck. God's answer apparently was not to Chuck's liking, since no one has seen or heard from God sense...

Chuck Norris once did a woman so hard she had to change churches.

Chuck Norris kicked the sparkles right off of Edward Cullen.

To err is human. To forgive is divine. To kill is Chuck Norris.

When Captain Phillips returned to sea.........he's bringing Chuck Norris this time!

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris taught Prometheus how to wipe his ass.