Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris can tear INXS apart.

Who are the gay dudes talking shit about Chuck Norris?

Repost: When Chuck Norris says his power level is over 9000, he's replacing that term with 777777777777777777, and sometimes, like for this, every instance of the numeral 7 is replaced by over 9000. It's

Hammertime does not stop Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris shotgunned a baker and a candlestick maker's heads off into a bathtub.

The term 'fracking' can also be used to describe Chuck Norris urinating through solid rock.

When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

Chuck Norris' penis has retractable tusks. However, the antlers are permanent.

lightening struck Chuck Norris... he struck back

Chuck Norris' current body count is the same as the negative ratings on joke #1868

Chuck lives forever - You really want to know what happened to the dinosaurs? One of them made fun of Chuck Norris's 'stache.

Chuck Norris was the Da Vinci's Code. Nobody ever had the guts to decode it, knowing that.

There are two meanings for The Rock: 1) Professional wrestler Dwayne Johnson, and 2) Chuck Norris' dick.

When Chuck Norris gets the runs, he backs up the local sewage plant.

When Chuck Norris first went into space in the late 50's, they had to add extra rockets just to account for the combined testicular mass.

Villagers used to tremble with fear when they heard Atilla the Hun was coming. Atilla the Hun shit his pants when he heard Chuck Norris was coming!

The Illuminati still exist today only because they deliver Chuck Norris' pizzas.

Chuck Norris is FATHER Nature.