Learn to spell & your jokes are shit. Chuck Norris deserves more than this.

The last time Chuck Norris used the term "clean up this mess" it rained for 40 days and 40 nights.

Chuck Norris can beat an Englishman in an impersonating British accents.

Chuck Norris raised the Maine with his penis. Now you don't have to remember it anymore.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked PSY in the face Gangman Style.

Chuck Norris is in the killing business and to quote Chuck Norris "Business Is Good.

Chuck Norris' sombrero is over fifteen feet in diameter.

Chuck Norris made a legless man run for his life.

The world is actually a long action movie franchise and we're all just background characters in Chuck Norris' story.

Paul McCartney eats a vegan diet all the time -- except when he eats in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris is watching it.

Chuck Norris recently bought some IKEA furniture. It came with no instructions. No one tells Chuck what to do.

There is no adultery mother, there's just Chuck Norris in town.

Chuck Norris can take a bath in a toilet.

Chuck Norris was asked to be on the show, 'Swamp People' but he was soon fired off the show after thousands of alligators were killed during only 1 episode.

Four score and seven years ago... Chuck Norris drank a barrel of mead and roundhouse kicked the shit outta some mutton chop-wearing assholes.

the concept of 0 was created after a battle againts the romans and the greeks. the romans had Chuck Norris on there side, so when the battle was over and they counted the dead there were no greeks left,

when the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can turn "Crazy Eights" into a full-contact event.

Chuck Norris once mowed his lawn... With a Nail clipper